Clinton Wedding To Take Place

At some point and in some place, but not likely here and not this summer. Tabloids have been licking their chops over the idea of an Obama/Clinton summer on MV, so have the real estate agents. Alas, while VT's sources say an Obama visit is in the works there is nothing to lead us to believe that little Ms. Clinton may tie the knot here.

However, we are willing to start the rumor that the Bush twins will be filming a reality show on Nantucket. Please submit suggestions for possible titles. Meanwhile, VT was driving down Main St. in Edgartown when we saw a group of teens with towels on their shoulders, skim boards and shorts and tees. Aside from the chilly, wet weather they looked too much out of place to be anything other than some of the cast from the WB's Vineyard reality show.

The crew and cast are hold up at the Kelly House hotel in Edgartown and were reportedly filming at the Black Dog today. What a joy it will be having obnoxious teens running around all summer trying to turn themselves into reality stars.